Artist Statement
I talked to my mom on the phone briefly before I
dove into this assignment, and told her goodbye by saying "Well, I'm off
to write an excruciatingly boring story!" to which she responded with this
quote by John Cage:
"If
something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then
eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not
boring at all."
For the project, my chosen medium was fiction
prose, and my chosen elements were story-structure and repetition. I came to
the decision to use that medium and those elements after I was initially
inspired by the film Purple Rose of Cairo. In the film a
romanticized movie character, Tom Baxter, walks down out from the movie screen
to have some adventures with habitual moviegoer Cecilia. These adventures
reveal some very hilarious things about movies by showing Tom getting into
hilarious situations. For example, Tom and Cecilia have to make a run from a
restaurant and so they jump into a nearby car. Once in the car, however, Tom
expects it to go without having to even put the key in, push the gas pedal, or
turn the ignition. He explains that in the movies he never had to bother with
those little micro-processes. Later that night, he and Cecilia kiss.
However, before they get very far into it, he stops, wondering where the
fade-out is—because there is always a fade-out in the movies before the kissing
gets too passionate. These scenes were major inspirations to me as I thought
about what micro-processes and private parts of life fiction prose ignores.
While daily micro-processes may somehow fit into a typical 3-act plot
structure, and repetition (which is technically a good element of writing) is
something we constantly interact with in our routines, our daily interaction
with story and repetition is uninteresting and obscenely mundane.
And it is exactly those uninteresting and
mundane parts of life that prose glosses over. Whenever a person writes a piece
of fiction, they are constantly prompted to “cut out the unnecessary” and to “not
begin too early.” And while this may be a good practice for fiction, it
certainly pinpoints one of the major shortcomings of fiction & prose: it
can in no way portray real life in an interesting way.
After thinking about this, I highlighted both repetition
and mundane story structure within my “story.” Story-structure I hit more head
on, by telling a story very unnecessary to tell and by having the climax be something
completely inconsequential (a girl turning off her alarm). Repetition, however,
was more tricky as I took an abstract approach. Here I took inspiration from
the reading “Show and Tell” as well as the Chuck Jones cartoon we viewed in
class. In both of these examples, the audience was very aware of the artist and
their control over the creation. Just like the animator announces their presence
by animating a pencil, I tried to reveal my existence as a creator through my
use of repetition—over-using particular phrases, such as “The phone alarm went
off at 6 o’clock AM.”
Now, back to the quote I started with. While I
initially started out intending to make a critique on the superficiality of
written fiction, I discovered something better than that: by presenting the
mundane and the boring in this very medium, it ended up making it far more
interesting than normal life could every be. I discovered that by writing about
an alarm going off, I went through a full thirty-two minutes of boring and
found that it was not boring at all.
6 O'Clock AM
At 6 o’clock AM the alarm went off. It was on a phone—not an
iPhone, but just one of those old phones that looks like a smoothed brick. The
sound was a really bad mixture of elevator jazz, birds tweeting, and dogs
barking, and when combined with the over-enthusiastic vibrate it sounded more
like a newscast featuring bad camcorder footage of an earthquake taken at a
zoo. The ring was called “On the right side of the bed.”
The phone alarm went of at 6 o’clock AM and the phone was on
the side-table that someone had put together from Ikea. Except when that
someone made it, they put the bottom board on top so while the rest of the
side-table was stained that nice Ikea black-brown, the top was white and bare.
On the surface were a few rings left from cups of water and hot cocoa. There
was a good amount of dust too, mixed with bobby pins, a yellow sticky note with
dust and a hair caught in the sticky part that had “Finish History Reading”
written on it, a broken rubber band, a strangely bent paperclip, a piece of chewed
gum wrapped up in paper, a used toothpick, a fortune cookie fortune saying “You
will soon meet a person of influence,” and a stack of books in the following
order: the Gideon Bible with a Days Inn stamp on the inside cover, a battered
copy of Beezus and Ramona, Malcolm
Gladwell’s Tipping Point with a big
yellow USED sticker on it, a book called The
History of Newspapers with three of the big yellow USED stickers on it, and
finally a paperback Harry Potter an the
Prisoner of Azkaban except the front cover had torn off and so it just
showed the title page with the picture of
Sirius Black hiding in his hair at one of the barred windows of Azkaban.
When the phone alarm went off at 6 o’clock AM playing “On
the right side of the bed” with a terrifying vibrate the phone buzzed its way
into one of the bobby pins which touched another bobby pin which touched
another bobby pin which touched another bobby pin which touched the yellow
sticky note that had dust and a hair caught in the sticky part that had “Finish
History Reading” written on it, and the sticky note fell to the floor.
The phone that had an alarm that went off at 6 o’clock AM by
vibrating and playing the ringtone “On the right side of the bed” had scratches
all around the input for the charger which Sherlock from the new BBC Sherlock series would have claimed were
from plugging it in at night when the owner of the phone was drunk. Except
Sherlock would have been wrong in this case, because the owner of the phone was
only sometimes drunk and most of the scratches were just from carelessness and
impatience because the phone was just a gray brick-like “dumb-phone” that had
come free with the phone plan. The phone had scratches all around the input for
the charger, a tiny crack in the corner of the screen from dropping it on the
kitchen counter, dust in all of the crevices, makeup residue on the screen, and
if the phone had been slid open the keyboard was missing most of the letter
labels on the keys because they had been used far too much.
When the alarm went off at 6 o’clock am playing “On the
right side of the bed” and vibrating loudly, it woke up Emily was in the bed
next to the side table that the phone was resting on. The bed was a box spring
bed and was propped up on cinderblocks that had been splashed with white paint,
and on top of the bedframe was the mattress that had a nasty 80s-esque floral
pattern on it in outdated pastels which a blue and white pinstripe sheet was
mostly covering except for a corner where it had been pulled up and was revealing
the ugly mattress and a good part of the mattress pad as well. Emily, who was
wearing flannel pajama pants with a blue and green plaid on them kind of like
the plaid of the Henderson clan from Scotland,
was sleeping on top of that ugly paste floral mattress and was covered
in a plain blue comforter that had all of the stuffing bunched in the corners.
She was sleeping on her belly with her arms and legs spread out and her foot
hanging off the bed and she was drooling a little bit onto the pillow.
The alarm went off at 6 o’clock and Emily reacted by digging
her face into her blue pillow and wildly trying to reach the phone, but her
coordination wasn’t very good so early in the morning so at first she only
managed to knock off Harry Potter and the
Prisoner of Azkaban from the pile of books, but she finally reached the
phone and grabbed it, looking up just long enough to see the touch screen of
the phone (which was smudged with make-up) and slowly slide the button to
“dismiss” despite the very insensitive touch screen, after which she dropped
the phone back on the badly made Ikea side table which rattled the bobby pins.
Then she closed her eyes and dropped her head back onto the pillow, and
promptly fell asleep.
At 6 o’clock AM the alarm went off vibrating and playing “On
the right side of the bed. It was on a phone—not an iPhone, but just one of
those old phones that looks like a smoothed brick. It vibrated so much that it
pushed many bobby pins that pushed a yellow sticky note off a badly made Ikea table
that had dust, bobby pins, a broken rubber band, a strangely bent paperclip, a
piece of chewed gum wrapped up in paper, a used toothpick, a fortune cookie
fortune saying “You will soon meet a person of influence,” and a stack of books
including a copy of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban that had no cover
and so showed that picture of Sirius Black where he stands in the light of a
barred window of Azkaban with his shaggy hair falling all over his face. Emily,
who was asleep on the bed next to the badly made Ikea table and who was wearing
blue and green plaid pajama pants like the Henderson clan of Scotland, heard
the alarm that went off at 6 o’clock AM and turned it off after trying to do so
with her eyes closed, and then dropped the phone back onto the table. Then she
fell back asleep.